Posted by
Kilroy on Thursday, February 07, 2008 1:13:53 PM
The John McCain – (a.k.a. “The Maverick Hero Sandwich”) Kim Chi, Horse Meat (thinly sliced) with chipotle peppers (served “
Open Borders Style”)
Preparation:
Two slices of bread (any style)
Kim Chi – Take two stalks of Bok Choy (Asian Cabbage). Leave it in the sun until wilted. Beat one into a mushy pulp and place both into an earthenware container. Bury for 4 years. Put on shelf for 35 years. Label as “Fresh”.
Three (very thinly sliced) strips of wild horse meat
Add a generous portion of chipotle peppers (the more the better)
Wrap Kim Chi with a thin skin of meat, add pepper sauce and place on plate. Throw away bread.
Optional serving suggestion: May top with one slice of bread. Under no circumstances should bread be used on bottom (a.k.a. “
No Southern Border Style")
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The Barack ObamaGenerous pile of Bologna, sliced pineapple, served on marble rye bread
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The Hillary Clinton Tuna Taco with grated "Government Cheese" and Cucumber Dressing served with a side of sauerkraut.
Serve with freshly sliced onion and a tissue.
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The New Mitt Romney
Poached chicken with yellow mustard on Wonder Bread
Slice neatly in half (not diagonally)
Served with tall glass of ice cold whole milk
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The Huckabee
Spoiled potted meat on a Kaiser Roll
Serve with 2 lbs creamed corn, 2 gallons ice cream, 1 lb mashed potatoes and a Subway turkey (roasted -- never smoked) sub.
(Feeds 1)
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The Ron Paul
Turkey hotdog (any brand except Hebrew National) topped with imitation crab meat (made only from freshwater fish) and one slice American style processed cheese food on a bun generously coated with "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter".
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The John Edwards (a.k.a. "The Two Americas Sandwich")
6 oz Filet Mignon
2 tbs Ketchup
2 Slices of Bread (cut in half)
2 Dinner Plates
On one plate place Filet Mignon (grilled to perfection) on 1/2 slice of bread.
Top with second 1/2 slice of bread.
Set aside.
One other plate: spread Ketchup on 1/2 slice of bread and top with other 1/2 slice of bread.
Eat Ketchup Sandwich while looking longingly at Filet Mignon Sandwich.
Best served while listening to Bruce Hornsby's Greatest Hit
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