Posted by
Kilroy on Thursday, October 18, 2007 9:10:56 AM
NEW YORK – Air America radio host Randi Rhodes was
seriously injured this week in a bizarre incident near her 39th Street and Park Avenue home. City residents were shocked as early reports indicated that Rhodes was physically assaulted by roving members of a “
right-wing hate machine”. The panic quickly subsided though after forensic experts deduced that Rhodes actually caught the heel of her shoe in Air America’s ratings, causing her to twist her ankle and fall. Mayor Bloomberg calmed residents by further assuring them that “
the perimeter is secure, and no conservatives are roaming the streets of New York City”
LONDON – Nobel Prize winning geneticist
James Watson caused a stir throughout the scientific and civil rights communities this week when he announced that Africans are less intelligent than Westerners. Watson, is the head of Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory, one of America’s leading scientific research institutions
The controversial remarks arose as Watson was speaking on the failure of the West to formulate effective policies when dealing with Africa. Watson claimed that “
Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when testing suggested the contrary”.
Critics of Watson include the newly formed Equality and Human Rights Commission, which offered this effective two word refutation of Watson’s claims of western superiority: “
Randi Rhodes”
