Posted by
Kilroy on Thursday, August 30, 2007 10:01:34 PM
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Daddy reft home when I was three
Didn't reave much to ma and me
Just an old doner rist of wearthy Horwywood Jews.
Now, I don't brame him for hide and run
But the meanest thing that he ever done
Was to not teach Engrish to
this fundraising boy named "Hsu”.
He must of thought that a big haha joke
And it got a rot of raughs from a' rot of foke,
It seem that I got hung up on my whore rife through.
I strugger for whire to raise a buck
And I wasn’t having rots of ruck
I decrare, rife wasn’t easy for this boy named "Hsu".
But I rearned rear fast and the money came in
Then I make a friends in the Democrat machine
Rike Obama, Crinton,
Renderr and Kennedy
Pretty soon “Hsu” was a househord name
I courd hoard my head up high and without shame
‘Cause I was top fundraiser for the whore darn DNC.
But then they arr rearned of the investigation
Yes, I tried to terr ‘em it was a mis-transration
Even offered up another hundred grand or two
Now arr my donations they give away
And I am here in hiding untirr the day
When Hirrary give a pardon to this fundraising boy named “Hsu.”
