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Major Business Expansion Announced

BOULDER, CO -- P&GP, Inc, a Boulder based company, has announced the addition of a new member to its product distribution team in July.  According to Gina Piscapone, Sr.V.P of Human Resources for P&GP, Inc. “After a grueling recruiting and interviewing campaign, P&GP, Inc. has finally found the candidate with the perfect skill sets to help us on our path of continued growth. P&GP is proud to welcome Ward LeRoy Churchill to our team.”

P&GP, Inc. the parent company of the Little Paulie’s Pizza chain of local pizzerias, has 4 locations throughout metropolitan Boulder. Mr. Churchill will be operating out of the Broadway Street facility, near the University of Colorado, Boulder campus.

 

"Ward promises to be a tremendous asset to the team, especially at this time," said Piscapone. "With classes starting up in a few weeks, our business is poised to really take off. Ward’s extensive knowledge of the campus layout is sure to help trim our delivery times and really take our Broadway operation to the next level. We are very excited to have him with us.”

Prior to P&GP, Inc., Churchill was employed by the University of Colorado at Boulder as an Ethnic Studies Professor. During his tenure, he was able to bring a high level of authenticity to the Native American Studies department by pretending to be an actual Native American. In addition to his enthusiasm for adopting alternative identities, Churchill was widely popular for his research misconduct, plagiarism, fabrication and falsification of historical events, skills that will be keenly valuable in explaining away late delivery times and incorrect toppings to stoned college students.

Commenting on his new position, Churchill offered, “I am very excited to have this opportunity to continue to serve the student population of the University of Colorado.  The timing is just perfect and this position meshes wonderfully with my personal development goals.  Why just last week, I was catching reruns of “The Sopranos” on A&E and it occurred to me that I’ve always wanted to pretend to be Italian.” 

Piscapone explained that all new hires are subject to a 90 day probationary period. “I just can’t wait to ‘make my bones’ and really be a part of the Paulie’s family – in 90 days”, Churchill said.

 

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