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Kilroy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:12:06 PM
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Intro: Sweet 28 and never been kissed!
Name: Adam Pearlman Azzam Al-Amriki Gadahn
Nickname: Giggles (I was always such a happy child)
Ethnicity: Jewish Muslim California Dude (Ok, so I'm a mutt -- our puppies will be cute!)
Occupation: Sales/Marketing
Income: 2 goatskins and 1 lb. of rancid meat per month
Living Situation: I live in the basement of my spiritual father's home with 27 associates
Sense of Humor: Goofy, Slapstick, Prankster, (ask me about the time sewed up all of Adnan's goat's orifices -- boy was he surprised)
Likes: Allah (duh!), Itching, Scary stories, People who blow themselves up for jihad, Internet porn
Dislikes: Mom, Dad, Apple Pie, Being a virgin (well, you know, with girls and stuff), Personal hygiene, Blowing myself up for jihad, Low bandwidth
Favorite Quotes: "Mean People Suck"; "Death to America",
Favorite Lyrics: "Everybody must get stoned" -- Dylan rocks!
Personal Heroes: The Prophet Mohammed, Allah, John Murtha, Napoleon Dynamite
In School I Was Voted: The guy who most looked like Brad Pitt, whaddya think?
Hobbies: Dungeons and Dragons, Photoshop, Making crank phone calls
About My Match:
Like the song says, I am just "looking for a girl just like the girl that married dear old" ... well you know the rest! I prefer mature women, between 6 and 9 years old (sorry girls, no double digits). Must like cooking, cleaning, milking, herding, gang rape and beatings. Deaf-mutes a plus! Dowry preferred.
