Posted by
Kilroy on Sunday, May 20, 2007 8:57:14 AM
PLAINS, GA – Just as Hollywood trembles with a mixture of fear and excitement in anticipation of Blackwell’s Annual Worst Dressed list, power centers the world over were all atwitter over the
27th Annual Jimmy Carter Worst Of list.
The most anticipated award each year is for the Worst United States President (since Jimmy Carter) and this year the award went to George W. Bush. Carter, who famously surrendered to Iran after a single failed military operation, blasted Bush for stubbornly holding the line against Islamofascism. “
Mama Lillian always said, it at first you don’t succeed, surrender”, said Carter. It was Lillian Carter’s uncle who surrendered Plains Georgia to the United States Army in December 1860 – A full 5 months before the beginning of the United States Civil War. Prior winners of the Worst U.S. President (since Jimmy Carter) Award were Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush and William Jefferson Clinton.
Winning the award for “Worst British Prime Minister” for the 3rd year in a row was Tony Blair. In presenting the award, Carter declared, “
I knew Neville Chamberlain. Neville Chamberlain was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Neville Chamberlain”.
Topping the list for Worst Naval Officer (since Jimmy Carter) was Chief of Naval Operations, Admiral Michael Mullen. Mullen won the gold for denying Carter’s request to donate the USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23) to the Palestinian Authority to help defend itself against Zionist aggression.
Receiving the award for Worst Anti-Semite (since Jimmy Carter) was: Jimmy Carter. First runner up awards went to Mel Gibson and Mahmoud Ahmadinejhad. Both Gibson and Mahmoud were thought to be strong contenders for the top award. It was Gibson’s apology that knocked him to number 2 and
“the kiss” that did Ahmadinejhad in. This marks the 27th consecutive year that Carter has dominated this category. In accepting the award, Carter praised the other contestants and offered this advice to future nominees, “
Never, ever, apologize, and never kiss a Jew … that’s just gross.”
Other winners include:
Worst Korea – South Korea
Worst China – Republic of China
Worst America – North America (excluding Mexico and Canada)
Worst Dictator – (not used)
The Carter Center began its Annual Worst Of awards in 1980 as a part of its Habitat of Humiliation Project for constructing legacies for needy former presidents.
