Posted by
Kilroy on Thursday, May 03, 2007 11:58:13 AM
THE HEZBOLLAH ENQUIRER
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS:
TEHRAN – Move over Brangelina, step aside Tomkat, make room for ‘Najmoud’! Iran’s hottest new couple is President Mahmoud Ahmadinejhad and his (gasp!) former teacher, Najmeh Gholi Pour. The flashbulbs have been have been exploding like Palestinians in a Tel Aviv pizza parlor ever since paparazzi caught the off guard
Prez and his Persian kitten canoodling in Qom. But it is obvious that it is
Pour who has the President purring as they
playfully frolic like two teenagers on a recent visit to the Shahr-e Bazi amusement park.
The two lovebirds recently became reunited at a Teachers Day celebration and immediately picked up where they left off some 40 years ago when young Mahmoud was one of Pour’s students. The 93 year old Pour began her teaching career after a brief stint as a
swimsuit model and is reportedly the inspiration behind Van Halen’s hit song “
Hot for Teacher”.
Don’t expect wedding bells yet though as Ahmadinejhad has not entirely broken off his
affair with Moshe Aryeh Friedman. Friedman’s
wife recently filed for divorce after the 2006 Annual Holocaust Denial Conference in Tehran where the two "came out" by declaring “
some things can be denied, but not the way we feel about each other”. Friends of Friedman report that he’s “
absolutely devastated” that the Iranian President is being so public with his new flame but has vowed to try to save the affair stating, “
I won’t quit him”.
