Posted by
Kilroy on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:09:53 AM
To: Senator HRC
From: Speech writing dept.
Re: Audience specific draft of standard stump speech (SSP)
For your review and approval, attached are drafts of the SSP for upcoming campaign stops.
Selma Alabama – King Commemoration "We have ta reform our government. The abuses that have gone on in the last six years -- I don' think we know the half of it yet. You know, when I walk into the Oval Office in January of 2009, I'm afraid I'm gonna lift up the rug and I'm goin' to see so much stuff uh-nder thar. . . . You know, what is it about us always havin' to clean up after people? But this is not just going to be pickin' up socks off the floor. This is going to be cleanin' up the government." http://www.michellemalkin.com/mt/oct05-tb.cgi/6716
Chicago - National Assn of Hotel Owners Convention
"We must have reform in our government. Many abuses have occurred in the last six years – Only Ganesh can say how much. You know, when I enter the White House in January of 2009, When I turn the mattresses, I fear what I may find. You know, what it is about. How we must always ready the room for the next occupant? But this is not just going to be restocking the mini-bar. This is going to be thorough cleaning."
Dearborn – CAIR Candidates Forum
"We shall reclaim our government, Insha’Allah. The Zionists have abused the House of the Great Satan for over six years – It will be many more years before we know the extent of their web of deceit. You know, bearing Ali’s Zulfiqar I shall enter the Oval Office in January of 2009, and grasp the infidel by the hair and lift his head. You know how we must cleanse the earth of the unbelievers? But this is not just going to be cutting the neck. This shall be claiming the head of the Great Satan"
Daytona Florida – Daytona 500
"We’s gotta reform our gubmint. The abuses that have gone on fer a coon’s age -- I don't reckon we knows the half of it yit. You know, when I walk into that thar Oval Office in Janry 2009, I'm afraid I'm gonna lift up the hood and find a passel of fouled plugs. You know, what is it about we’s always havin' to git on folks to keep their engines right? But this is not just going to be ‘lil ole oil change. I’m a gonna chain it up to the come-a-long and yank the whole dang motor”.
