Posted by
Kilroy on Monday, April 09, 2007 9:01:07 AM
COMMUNITY NEWS:
With hopes of building on the wildly popular 6 Imam Flight, The Council on American Islamic Relations, borrowing the theme from the Million Mom March and the Million Man March, is planning to hold the first annual Million Imam March this June. CAIR National Communications Director and WIED Radio’s wacky morning show personality, Ibrahim “
Dearborn Doug” Hooper will emcee the event and promises it will be “
chock full of entertainment, games, prizes and surprises that are sure to be a hit with Imams of all ages”. The event, financed by US Airways through the American Bar Association will include:
Celebrities - The Fabulous Flying Imams - who are kicking off their reunion tour
Comic Muqtada al-Sadr fresh from Iran via Las Vagas.
Games - "
Musical Chairs in US Air”
“Button Button, Who Has the Button”
“Stone the Shameful Hussy” (participants are asked to bring their own stones and women)
“Pin the Manuscript on the Infidel Playwright”
Prizes - Mohammed Atta autographed copy of
SkyMall catalog
Genuine pieces of World Trade Center rubble
Cat Stevens Greatest Hits CD
Booths -
Food
Refreshments
Female Genital Mutilation
Hooper, conceding a million Imams is an ambitious target, commented: “
When we wanted to book a half of a dozen Imams for the 6 Imams Flight, they said it couldn’t be done. Well, we got that far and now we only need 999,994 more!” Hedging his bets, Hooper continued, “
If we fall a few short it will still be an explosive event!”
