Posted by
Kilroy on Monday, March 19, 2007 10:58:44 AM
HEADLINE NEWS:
Chiquita Brands International pleaded guilty today in federal court to charges of having ties to a terrorist organization. The plea capped off a lengthy probe that began when authorities first discovered video footage of the 9-11 hijackers prior to their boarding the doomed flights. In a statement outside the Federal Courthouse today, Justice Department spokesman Gerald Fitzpatrick summarized the case stating, "The government has long suspected, and this guilty plea now confirms, that at least two of the 9-11 hijackers did, in fact, have bananas in their pockets, and they were NOT happy to see us".
