Posted by
Kilroy on Friday, March 16, 2007 6:32:42 PM
The Kilroy Report has obtained classified documents detailing the interrogation of Khalid Sheik Mohammed, alleged terrorist mastermind and #3 man in Al-Qaeda.
Warning: this report contains disturbing details of torture methods and their gruesome effects.
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Camp X-Ray
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
7 October 2006
[Note: In preparation for the questioning of Prisoner # 347, one Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, subject was exposed to a continuous loop of the work(s) of “hip hop” recording artist Kelis for period of 72 hours. In order to prevent the subject from re-orienting himself he was brought immediately to interrogation.]
Transcript of Prisoner #347 Interrogation:
Q: Were you responsible for recruitment and training for terrorist operations, including the 9-11 attacks?
KSM:
Khalid Sheikh brought all duh boys to Jihad,
Khalid Sheikh brought all duh boys to Jihad,
And they’re all like
"It's better than prayers",
Damn right I planned it all,
I can teach, see,
But you must beseech me.
[Note: Subject seems cooperative and is even boastful of his role. While not hostile, the subject does seem to enjoy to taunting interrogator.]
Q: What recruitment methods did you use to bring together the 9/11 team?
KSM:
You want to know it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
Works every time
Khalid Sheikh bring all duh boys to Jihad,
And they’re all like
"It's better than prayers",
Damn right it's better than prayers,
I can teach, see,
But you must beseech me.
[Note: Subject’s repeated reference to himself in the third person may be indicative of an attempt to shift responsibility, within his own mind. Suggests possible remorse.]
Q: Beyond recruitment, were you responsible for operational training?
KSM:
I can see you’re on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
What you have sought,
Watch if you’re smart,
Khalid Sheikh bring all duh boys to Jihad,
Khalid Sheikh bring all duh boys to Jihad,
Q: Good, now we’re getting somewhere. Within the personal effects of the 9-11 hijackers, we recovered what we believe are instructions for blending into western civilization. What were your specific instructions for avoiding suspicion?
KSM:
Oh, once you get involved,
Security will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Beware when his eyes are squint,
Cause he's picked up your scent,
Khalid Sheikh bring all duh boys to Jihad,
Khalid Sheikh bring all duh boys ...
Khalid Sheikh bring ...
(End of interrogation of prisoner #347)
Interrogators Summary:
Subject provided valuable intelligence on Al Qaeda recruitment and training procedures but it is clear to this agent that overexposing prisoner to coercive preparatory techniques had a deleterious effect including permanent psychological damage. Recommend immediate cessation of this practice and re-institution of water-boarding as preferred method of pre-interrogation preparation.
